Do-Be-Do-Be-Do

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO..BE..DO..BE..DO…
AND I'LL DO..BE..DO..BE..DO..BE...GET IT DONE
AND I'LL THINK AND I'LL THINK AND I'LL DO..BE..DO..BE..DO…
IT'S A BIT LATE NOW FOR HAVING ANY FUN

WELL, I FOUND MYSELF A BOULDER, SO I ROLLED IT UP A HILL
IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS . . . AND I NEVER STOPPED TO REST
NOW, I'VE POLISHED IT AND CLEANED IT,
PUT A ROOF OVER IT AND SCREENED IT
I'M ABOVE REPROACH . . . I ALWAYS DO MY BEST!!!

CHORUS:
BUT, IT BRINGS ME JOY TO PLEASE YOU
I'LL SWEAT  BLOOD TO APPEASE YOU
PERHAPS SOME DAY YOU'LL PAT ME ON THE HEAD
I'LL BE A PILLAR OF SOCIETY
EXCELLENCE, PROPRIETY
A "HUMAN DOING" TIL I'M FINALLY DEAD

IT TOOK ALMOST FOREVER... I TRIED, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER
GET IT TO THE TOP.  I DID IT ALL FOR YOU!!!
NOW I HOPE THAT YOU ARE PLEASED WITH ME
RESPONSIBILITY AGREES WITH ME
SOMEHOW IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I'M NOT QUITE THROUGH

I ROLLED IT UP HILL PERFECTLY
I CONTROLLED IT WITH GREAT CERTAINTY
I THOUGHT IT WOULD FEEL BETTER AT THE TOP
BUT WHETHER HALLOWED SAINT OR THERAPIST
I CANNOT ALWAYS BE AT MY VERY BEST
BUT I'LL TRY TO . . . CAUSE I DON'T KNOW... HOW TO STOP!!!

I THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS
I'VE GOT THREE WITH WHICH I'M DEALING
THOUGH I UNDERSTAND THERE MAY BE MORE THAN THOSE
I'VE JUMPED THROUGH EVERY SINGLE HOOP
I CAN ALMOST POOP THE PERFECT POOP!!!
AND ON WEEKENDS I COORDINATE MY CLOTHES

WHEN PROMULGATING ESOTERICALLY
COGITATING SUMMARILY
PLATITUDINOUS PONDEROSITY MAY ABOUND
SHEDDING LIGHT ON SENTIMENTALITY
ARTICULATING EMOTIONALITY
EVERY HINT OF FEELING FULLY RUN AGROUND

AND WHEN THIS WORLD IS DONE WITH ME
AND MY THOUGHTS WAX... TOWARD SENILITY
I MAY BELATEDLY . . . CONCLUDE THAT LIFE'S A BITCH
A PLASTERED SMILE WILL REST UPON MY FACE
A TAILORED SUIT . . . EACH HAIR IN PLACE
MY FUNERAL WILL GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH