Slick Willie

I CAN BE A MARVELOUS DATE
YA’ PICK ME  RIGHT UP AT EIGHT
A SLICK HAIR-DO . . . AND YOUR TIE ON STRAIGHT
I LOVE TO INVIGORATE AND TITILLATE
I’M GONNA SLICK YA’  

ONE THING YOU GOTTA GET STRAIGHT . . . BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE
YOU’D BE REALLY DEVASTATED . . . IF WE’D SEPARATE
TO BE REAL INTIMATE . . . MAY FEEL JUST GREAT
BUT IT’S SO FRIGHTENING  

WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BABY
THEY SAID YOU HAD A RIGHT TO BE HERE
THEN THEY DITCHED ME FOR SOME OTHER ATTRACTION
THAT’S THE BASIS FOR ALL MY FEAR . . . (AND SLICKNESS)  

WELL . . . YOU EXAGGERATE, AND YOU OVERSTATE
YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING COULDN’T HAVE BEEN THAT GREAT!
FROM HERE ON OUT I’LL MANIPULATE
I’LL KEEP MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT
WON’T BE ABANDONED . . . (NO MORE)  

OK HILLARY, IF WE’RE GONNA ASSOCIATE . . . I GOTTA LAY IT OUT STRAIGHT
I WANT TO BE THE U.S.A. POTENTATE
YOU’LL  BE THE CANDIDATE  . . .  PICKED BY THE ELECTORATE
TO BE THE BIG GUY  

PICTURE US IN THE WHITE HOUSE
YOU JUST ADORING ME
AND IF THAT AIN’T ENOUGH ATTENTION
I’LL PLAY THE SAXOPHONE . . .ON N.B.C.  

NO NEED TO CONCENTRATE WHEN I DEBATE
REPUBLICANS . . . THEY’RE ALL JUST PAPERWEIGHT !
AHHHH, SO INADEQUATE . . . A THRILL TO DECIMATE
YOU KNOW, I BEAT 'EM SIX STRAIGHT!

YOU REALLY RADIATE . . . WHEN YOU CIRCULATE
SHAKING HANDS OF . . . LESSER . . . HEADS OF STATE
I SIMPLY NAVIGATE . . . I HARDLY EVER . . . VACILLATE
I’M REALLY SOMETHING  

YEAH, YOU ARE THE KING . . . IN YOUR CASTLE
MOST FOLKS ARE JUST . . . PAWNS . . . IN YOUR GAME
I STAY TEN MOVES AHEAD  . . . JUST FOR  . . . SAFETY
AHHH,  LIFE  . . . IS A CHESS MASTER’S DREAM  

YOU KNOW . . . THEY  EXAGGERATE . . . WHEN THEY INVESTIGATE
OUR ROLES . . . IN WHITE WATERGATE
I’LL ELABORATE . . . AND THEN DEVIATE
BUT NEVER ANSWER!!!  

SOME SAY THAT I  RECREATE . . . WITH AN INSUBORDINATE
IT WASN’T ME… I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY WOULD INSINUATE
I WAS NEVER INAPPROPRIATE
HEY, I’M NO REPROBATE      DIDN’T DO IT  

I’M SO SLICK . . . NEWT AND RUSH . . . CAN’T CATCH ME
YOU CAN SMOKE . . . AND YET “NOT INHALE”
IF THEY WANT ME . . . HEY . . . LET ‘EM . . . AT ME
I KNOW . . . WE WILL . . . STILL PREVAIL  

I’D REHABILITATE IF YOU’D OUT-NAVIGATE (ME)
OUT SLICK ME  YEAH . . . THAT’S SOMETHING YOU’D APPRECIATE
FEARS EVAPORATE . . . SAD FEELINGS DISSIPATE
I’D GET UNABANDONED  

PERHAPS THEN WE COULD REALLY RELATE
YOU COULD START TO GET THIS LOVE THING STRAIGHT
WOULDN'T HAVE TO SLICKLY ISOLATE
I’D FEEL MY HEART PULSATE
IT’D MAKE ME SALIVATE
IT FEELS LIKE ”WHOOPIE”
MAKES ME FEEL “WHOOPIE”